House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic. — Corey Stewart Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black… — The Game Copy Share Image
“It was the middle of the afternoon, on a sunny day in early August of 1952, when we pulled into the bus… — Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater One Copy Share Image
“Are you hooked on the surface wipes, like Lysol or Clorox wipes? Save the container. Take a roll of good paper towels… — Kelly Sangree Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Q) Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A) To get to the BOTTOM !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins,… — Ian Somerhalder Copy Share Image
Giving your parents toilet paper because they say whatever you give them, they won't use. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out. — Neal Schon Copy Share Image
Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Toilet paper was either bleached white or unbleached gray, yet there were more than a dozen kinds of ketchup and about 30… — Kristine K. Stevens Copy Share Image
I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it's something they can use. It's… — Mark Fuhrman Copy Share Image
“She felt ridiculous standing in the middle of the woods hugging a roll of toilet paper to her chest. And oh so… — Diane Alberts Copy Share Image
“Eleanor fixated on all the small luxuries strewn and tucked around the house. Packs of cigarettes, newspapers, magazines... Brand-name cereal and quilted… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I cut my face shaving, and all those little pieces of toilet paper stuck to my chin actually looked great with my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Poop if life.. So live it to the fullest.. & don't forget the toilet paper! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let yourself fall into 'empty.' Keep cash in the house. Keep gas in your tank. Keep an extra roll of toilet… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
