Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. — Rex Reed Copy Share Image
If we all had what we wanted to eat... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
You really never realise. what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
“But I loved her in spite of these issues, and maybe even more because of them. For the first time, Nora had… — Camille Pagán Copy Share Image
“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Never give an artist like me carte blanche: he would think it's simply toilet paper. — Maurizio Cattelan Copy Share Image
That moment when you go into a stall and there is no toilet seat protector, so you use toilet paper and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“CRANBERRY JELLY IN A CAN 2. EXPLODING BISCUITS 3. NIPSY DOODLES 4. RAINBOW SPRINKLES 5. TOILET PAPER 6. MONEY” — Barbara Park Copy Share Image
I never saw the light of day at Bouley. I remember I would bring home a roll of toilet paper a week… — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age.… — Allen Hershkowitz Copy Share Image
“Reimagine 2025 by Stewart Stafford Imagine no Viagra, Put yourself at ease, Flags at half-mast, limp, No one worthy to please. Imagine… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper — Ciara Leon Copy Share Image
“She nodded, but looked off into the distance, keeping her weight on her uninjured ankle. "Uh...I have to go...you know...I have to… — Diane Alberts Copy Share Image
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the… — Alfred the Great Copy Share Image
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, my friends and I walk on toilet paper because we are the shit!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You hear even a hint that a blizzard’s coming, Roxanne Giselle, you go straight to the store and buy toilet paper, you… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“If loyalty was toilet paper... we'd be hard-pressed to wipe our asses, old buddy.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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