Day Quote by Christina Tosi

Blest hour! It was a luxury--to be!

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I think this year I am going to ask for a bouncy house on the dance floor. At my age, the bouncy house is…

— Tammi Post

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

— Erma Bombeck

We had a house in Baga, Goa, that we would visit every Christmas vacation. It was called Love House. The toilet was outside the…

— Karan Kapoor

I once had money to burn. I'd fly to Barbados for the weekend. I lived in a twenty-two-room mansion and had my pick of…

— Peter Criss

I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.

— Shania Twain

I've done the day jobs and slung towels at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

— Glen Powell

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is…

— Joey Bishop

I worked at this place called Water World; it was a waterslide park. My brother and my dad framed my first paycheck from this…

— Summer Sanders

Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper

— Ciara Leon

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.

— Anonymous

I'm super lucky because I come home and I don't have to run errands and clean the house and do all that.

— Vanessa Paradis