The fact that I live in New York, a city that thrives on accessibility, might explain why I was slow to grasp… — Jenna Wortham Copy Share Image
“Two homeless men were asleep on picnic tables. I had become very good at not looking at unpleasant things. I could skip… — Stephanie Danler Copy Share Image
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper. — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
“Stop making excuses for them. … They have eyes! They can see that the toilet paper roll needs changing and the wastebasket… — Jeanne Ray Copy Share Image
“I would rather get a PhD than stand to reach for toilet paper. Though some readers might emphasize the similarities between the… — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“To where," added Leroy, "resides the answer to your question: why are we living? what is essential in life?" He looked hard… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
I kind of have a strange addiction to hair dryers. Like on the TV show, where they eat toilet paper or eat… — Julia Fox Copy Share Image
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper. — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
“China, talking about restrooms is very important, especially when seconds count. Memorize these characters: (Nán) is male, (Nǚ) is female. Often they… — Larry Herzberg Copy Share Image
“I walk across the park to her flat. It is over-heated and there is a great deal of pink. This used not… — Vikram Seth Copy Share Image
“...As for all the little people who call themselves Marquis de Cambremerde or de Gotoblazes, there is no difference between them and… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
What I've come to find out is it doesn't matter if you're selling a $10,000 gown or toilet paper: The everyday sort… — Nico Santos Copy Share Image
If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
“People always want to know what it feels like, so I’ll tell you: there’s a sting when you first slice, and then… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Tired of his lack of understanding, she asked him for an unusual birthday gift: that for one day he would take care… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“How did you get my number anyway?” “Some asshole named Nash.” “Asshole?” “Yeah, asshole. Don’t tell me you don’t think he’s an… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
You never realize what you've got until it's gone Toilet paper is a good example — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
“The officious swagger in her gait might have been some flavor of self-possession or the cool skedaddle of a shoplifter making for… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
If the entire week is a battlefield, reading the Bible is sort of like that parachute with the box of reserves that… — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up… — Lou Ferrigno Copy Share Image
