Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't get why people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like — Charlean Copy Share Image
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
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