“I know there's no way I can convince you this is not one of their tricks, but I don't care, I am… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“through the wonders of consumer culture and hey-look-my-life-is-cooler-than-yours social media, has bred a whole generation of people who believe that having these… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“Here are the basic rules of LNTC, as I understood it: Leave no evidence that you ever left the comfort of your… — Erin Saldin Copy Share Image
“Comparing marriage to football is no insult. I come from the South where football is sacred. I would never belittle marriage by… — David W. Jones Copy Share Image
I left Israel to work as a model, to just make money - I didn't care if I was doing an ad… — Moran Atias Copy Share Image
I was given some designer colors for ink pens a long time ago and I haven't used them, and I have some… — Barbara Hammer Copy Share Image
“Mujo is a refugee in Germany, has no job, but has a lot of time, so he goes to a Turkish bath.… — Aleksandar Hemon Copy Share Image
Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
“Kate, I used to think I knew it all – and then you taught me. I used to think I’d done it… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Tshepo reckons that it is inevitable that one’s circle of friends will become smaller as one grows older. He reasons that when… — Kopano Matlwa Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose. “Ask Caymen about that,” Xander says.… — Kasie West Copy Share Image
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“FRANKLIN, Ind. — A Johnson County Jail inmate has died, four days after he was found unconscious after swallowing toilet paper. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have till its gone¦ Toilet paper is a good example. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
You know how you toilet paper and egg somebody's house? I did it, right? But I did it back-to-back nights, Saturday and… — Jared Dudley Copy Share Image
“Just as life is made up of day and night, and song is made up of music and silence, friendships, because they… — Mark Nepo Copy Share Image
