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Is your ass jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth, ha! Get some toilet paper for it bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
You know it's a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey. — Tity Boi Copy Share Image
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
We don't make glamorous movies today. Everything now is very realistic, artistic - and depressing. When is the last time you you saw a… — Edith Head Copy Share Image
“Treat every natural beauty you met as if you see them for the first and last time!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I don't think you should ever say, 'This is the last time'. Music isn't like that. You'll be sitting there not wishing to get… — Roger Daltrey Copy Share Image
“I soon saw, however, that Creed's obsession with death was typical of most of the children. This came out in their play. "Let's play… — Catherine Marshall Copy Share Image
“In fact, he couldn’t remember the last time he’d had anything to eat.” — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
When was the last time you saw a musical about people at war with each other? — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
The goal of faith isn't to take away your fears but to leverage those fears to create bolder belief. Faith leads you past your… — Steven Furtick Copy Share Image
“Sorry, bad wing." When Theo kissed him, surprise and pleasure flustered him. He couldn't remember the last time this boy, this young man, had… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“There's always a last time. If you could remember every last time, you'd never stop grieving.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
I was the chairman of the Budget Committee and the lead architect the last time it happened in Washington, and when we did it… — John Kasich Copy Share Image
Our last jam session was this past Christmas. Dad played his harmonica, mom sang in English and Italian, and I played guitar. I'm so… — Tony Visconti Copy Share Image
1. I need to tell you a secret look at five 2. The answer is look at 11 3. Don't get mad look at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
