Humor Quote by Kasie West

“Spence beached the boat and strutted up to where Denny and Mr. Jones were working. He stared at Denny and smiled. “You got enough…

— Jackie French Koller

“So what do we do, dress up like orderlies and sneak him out in the laundry cart?” “Something like that.” “Oh, c’mon, Spence, that…

— Jackie French Koller

“This is a 911?” Adam said as he walked up. “You know you only text that when someone is dead or dying. You scared…

— Sarah Dessen

“At the unexpected sight of Spence, Colbie startled hard. How was it that he was the one who needed glasses and yet she’d not…

— Jill Shalvis

“Finally, the lock clicked and she tugged the secret door open. A rotten stench hit her like a fist. She drew away. The boy…

— Tatiana de Rosnay

“My father strode up and cleared his throat. “Oh, hello, Mr. Martin,” Seth said. “Hello,” my father said. They shook hands. “Charlotte, your mom…

— Renee Carlino

“Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's penis? I…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“I followed him down the hall and into his room. He closed the door and tossed my dirty clothes into his hamper. “Don’t do…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“Give the girl some credit. At least she told you, instead of letting you figure it out on your own." "Yeah, and she told…

— Rachel Caine

“The boy took a step toward her. Lex jumped back, her contentious instincts kicking in. "Stop right there," she warned. "I punch, I kick,…

— Gina Damico

“So Caymen..." "So, Xander..." "Like the islands." "What?" "Your name. Caymen. Like the Cayman Islands. Is that your mom's favourite place to visit or…

— Kasie West

“A long time ago, there was a little girl called Mary. Now Mary, she was warned several times not to go to her neighbor’s…

— Erica Sehyun Song