France Quote by Billy Wilder

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

— Billy Wilder

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

— Barbara Cartland

“Some good things did come out of France, but the place has become unbearably Gaulish don’t you think?”

— Peter Murphy

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one.

— Barbara Pym

Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta and Ontario…

— Alex Shoumatoff

Cheaters are like toilet paper, so full of S.H.I.T

— Anonymous

I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want…

— Sheryl Crow

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

— Sheryl Crow

You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out the front…

— Dave Barry

When I was about 7 years old, I built a leprechaun trap out of a cardboard box, a biscuit tin and some toilet paper tubes.

— Alex Hirsch

You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the…

— Mike Mullane

It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as…

— Andrew Simms