21st century Quote by Stewart Stafford

““Reimagine 2025 by Stewart Stafford Imagine no Viagra, Put yourself at ease, Flags at half-mast, limp, No one worthy to please. Imagine no more Temu, It’s costly if you try, No tacky deals to tempt us, Prices rocketing sky-high. Imagine all the suckers, Chasing Black Friday deals — Whoa. You don’t pay for illegal streaming, First, it works and then it’s gone, I hope someday Hollywood joins us, And binge-watchers will live as one. Imagine all your neighbours, Squatters on your Wi-Fi? Why? Imagine no porch pirates, I wonder if Jeff Bezos can? No toilet paper gold rush, A calmer state of Man. You may say we're screen-addicted, Babies swiping, having "fun", Messiahs made of viral nonsense, Pull the plug and we are done! © 2025, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.””

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