Best birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“cardboard toilet paper rolls strewn across the”

— Rachel Renée Russell

“You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with whatever you want.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”

— Steve the Noob

“Make life like toilet paper - long and usefull”

— Zac Hanson

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia