Giving your parents toilet paper when they tell you whatever you give them, they probably won't use — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No powdery residue. But definitely suspicious. Smell." He slides a makeup catalog from beneath a microscope made out of a plate, a… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the… — Peter F. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet… — Janet Frame Copy Share Image
Sometimes life is like a roll of toilet paper; one day ur taking crap off of butwipes the next day ur on… — CariLenae Copy Share Image
“He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Everleigh, I love you with all my heart. I want to fall asleep with you every night and wake up with you… — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
I have said with as much sincerity as I can muster that if I were thrown into a dungeon with a sentence… — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
“I am a writer who does not enjoy writing. I can find innumerable ways to avoid it. But, to rip off Dorothy… — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
“Starting a little over a decade ago, Target began building a vast data warehouse that assigned every shopper an identification code—known internally… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
“I killed four flies while waiting. Damn, death was everywhere. Man, bird, beast, reptile, rodent, insect, fish didn't have a chance. The… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I want to write a poem about Truth, Honor, Dignity, and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“True,'' Ida Belle said, ''but despite all of that, he's still interested. I may be an old maid, but I know what… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush,… — Ja Rule Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me putting on a flowery shirt and a fancy tie is like decorative toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
