Funny Quote by Adam Rex Download Open image ““He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.”” — Adam Rex ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Toilet paper
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