“dishes, leads, food, Plates, Pillows, Portable Television, Pans, Propane bottles S - Shoes, Surf boards, Soaps (Bar, dishwashing detergent, washing machine,) Shampoo.… — Catherine Dale Copy Share Image
As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Is your ass jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth, ha! Get some toilet paper for it bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The way we live our daily lives is what most effects the situation of the world. If we can change our daily… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
“What manner of ship is this? What does it do? What is its combat record? Well, those are fair questions, if difficult… — Thomas Heggen Copy Share Image
Leaders win through logistics. Vision, sure. Strategy, yes. But when you go to war, you need to have both toilet paper and… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The first beat that I ever made that I thought was actually worth a damn was called 'Toilet Paper Nostrils,' and I… — Flying Lotus Copy Share Image
“Tyler scowls. “And an asshole.” “Is that even up for debate?” He grins. “Jesus, such an asshole.” “And yet you’ve hung out… — Aubrey Irons Copy Share Image
“I have to go to the toilet,” I tell Ma urgently after dinner. “You have to go in the woods.” “But where?”… — Loung Ung Copy Share Image
“It’s like Mark Twain once said to his wife, Olivia: “How many times do I have to say it—over the top!” He… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Although I’ve come to love the precision of the “hose” that the French favor for taking a shower, I can’t fathom why… — David Lebovitz Copy Share Image
My ritual it's kind of an involuntary ritual. I lie awake the night before, worrying about award ceremony. Try and think of… — Tony Shalhoub Copy Share Image
“At the store, they have one-hundred-percent-recycled toilet paper,” Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by… — Winona LaDuke Copy Share Image
Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves.… — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
“Once you get over the simple unpleasantness of it - I suspect most people would gag, the first time - it is… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
“Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
