Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta… — Alex Shoumatoff Copy Share Image
“Don't we all deal with life the way we do our military service? Doing what we can, while we wait either to… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
Before you speak listen, before you write think, Before you quit try, Before you take a SHIT, look at the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Does he understand what you say?” I asked. “He does. It’s his own kind of magic,” Astamur answered. “If it weren’t for… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“What?” I cut him off. “That’s not true—I do take this seriously—” “Bullshit.” He laughs a short, sharp, angry laugh. “All you… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one. — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
“I love you," she said. "You made me fall in love with you. I don't care how tall you are or what… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“keep half and tell him to spend the five bucks on toilet paper, because he’s full of shit.” The” — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
So yeah bitches,see this girl ? she's MY twinnie, we uhn were born but drifted apart 2 years later and uhm yeah… — Ream Iz The Peite Legume Of Ze Jazzy Copy Share Image
“The rest of the house was perfectly in order, as it always is, thanks to my system. It doesn’t have a name—I… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“This visual of two different worlds and planes of existence converging on a mountain top was actually quite amazing and eye opening… — Kyle Rohrig Copy Share Image
“I made a stop, ducking into the supermarket to pick up milk, Diet Pepsi, bread, eggs, and toilet paper. I was into… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. — George Lindsey Copy Share Image
I've come to the conclusion that people who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper... — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“ Want and need were words that got eaten smaller and smaller: Freedom, autonomy, a perennial bank balance, a stainless-steel condo in… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey. — Tity Boi Copy Share Image
