“Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more steps to take a shit, I especially enjoyed the puke? All over everything...might a been two assholes both having a puke war shitting all over themselves by the amount of putrid decay of feces. I hope every time it comes to my mind that a teenage girl gets wasted in your house, hopefully when u just remodeled your restroom, she locks herself in there n shits herself n freaks out touching n smashing her turds into your whole bathroom, then when you open the door she's passing out puking on your toothbrush that's on the floor.”
