Hate Quote by Massmurder

Good Morning! Blah, Blah, Blah.. Now where is my coffee and cigarettes?!

— Kylee

It's late, I'm tired, and your cigarettes are giving me a headache," I growled. "I suppose that's fair." He drew in on the cigarette…

— Richelle Mead

“How very like you, Puck.” Ash’s voice came from a great distance, and the room started to spin. “Offer them a taste of faery…

— Julie Kagawa

Every time I get poked, I laugh...((Feeling like the Pillsbury Dough Boy!)) :)

— Shirley Ramos

“Good Morning!” said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol jokes

— Author Name

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a…

— Doug Benson

A sip of wine, a cigarette, And then it’s time to go. I tidied up the kitchenette; I tuned the old banjo. I’m wanted…

— Leonard Cohen

“Morning now—theirs to add up the checks cashed here and there in clubs, stores, restaurants. Theirs to air the dank staleness of wine and…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

— Seth MacFarlane

“The Questioner was repacking his tools with a vague air of disappointment. Deciding my legs were steady enough to carry me, I propped myself…

— Daniel Polansky

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

— Jimmy Fallon