Jokes Quote by Doug Benson

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

— Brad Garrett

I make jokes all the time. I have a different type of sense of humor.

— Uriah Hall

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things…

— Demetri Martin

Since my act is a goofy reflection of what's going on in my life, I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences…

— Doug Benson

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my…

— Stephen Colbert

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a…

— Howard Dean

I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story. I never…

— Nate Bargatze

I keep cracking jokes a lot.

— Jwala Gutta

Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as funny as…

— Dan Jenkins