Funny facebook status Quote by Shirley Ramos Download Open image “Every time I get poked, I laugh...((Feeling like the Pillsbury Dough Boy!)) :)” — Shirley Ramos ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Time
I poked the Pillsbury Doughboy. That was the first time I had lines. I was interacting with the Doughboy. — Michael Cera Copy Share Image
Outta smokes, no time for jokes, best not come to poke, cause I'll end up catching a case choking your face with a shoelace… — Massmurder Copy Share Image
The time I feel goosebumps was the time you poked me. I was so happy then but it suddenly changed — Mitchelle Suico Copy Share Image
If the rhythm section is really swinging it's such a great feeling - you just want to laugh! — Emily Remler Copy Share Image
Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere. — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
Now my playmates never failed to wink and smile mockingly at me when one of them called 'Man flies!' for at the word I would always lift my finger very high, as a sign of absolute conviction; and I refused with energy to pay the forfeit. The more they laughed at me, the happier I was, hoping that some day… — Alberto Santos-Dumont Copy Share
I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I'm laughing. ( Happens always ) :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My fingers positively itched to drift at length along their spines, to arrive at one whose lure I could not pass, to pluck it… — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
I threw one of my bats away and I gave it to a little kid. He just wanted to say hi to me, and… — Juan Soto Copy Share Image
One broke my heart, then the next tore it into pieces, the one after tried to put it together, but the last one finished… — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
In life we have to know what we want & not rush to get it and always lookout for ourselves cause no one else will. — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
Sometimes in life we wish things were different. So we have to be strong enough to know things happen for a reason. We embrace… — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
I thought of you today, did you think of me? I've looked for you all my life, what have you done to find me? — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
To astonish me with your embrace allows me to kiss your beautiful face! — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
Funny how life is! I sit back and laugh cause its better then crying. — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
I look into your eyes and find peace, I hear your voice and feel the calm, I feel your hug and know I'm exactly… — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
The type of man I was seeking: A man with enough motivation and determination to grasp my attention without hesitation. That told me his… — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
It may be hard for us to hear the truth but its the best way to get a better outlook on life. — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
Keeping myself from loving doesn't mean I'm not gonna hurt, just means I'll be more cautious the next time around! — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
You can find anyone attractive but truly only fall in love with one! — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
