Quote by Kris Jenner Download Open image “I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!” — Kris Jenner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
There I sat all broken hearted, Tried to shit and only farted. Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart and shit my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat. — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart… — Lol Copy Share Image
FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM…AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound — Blah Copy Share Image
Kendall is really satisfied on her role in 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians.' With her modeling career, she's so busy. If she's not walking… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
From a young age I made fashion very important and at the same time lots of fun. I feel life is fabulous and live… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
There are a lot of big personalities in our family, and because of the way that we interact with each other - and the… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
“Like the famous lady in the frame (Mona Lisa), to many we remain a mystery” — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
Thats just how my intuition kicks in. After finishing the first season, we went right into season two, so we really didnt have a… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
Everything we go after or that comes to us, we just say 'Is this something that we love? Is this something that we would… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me feel so special. — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
You must start with great hair and make up whether you do it yourself or not and everything else will fall into place. I… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned - if you don't have something nice to say, then don't say it at all. I teach… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
