Quote by Snooki

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

— Xeni Jardin

People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

— Anonymous

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

— Anonymous

“Kind of guy who steps out of the shower to piss,”

— A.J. Finn

In New York, as long as you're not peeing in someone's doorway, everyone thinks you're a gentleman.

— Casey Affleck

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

— Germaine Greer

People connect to a good bar very personally.

— Jon Taffer

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

— Clay Aiken

Really I peeped dude at the bar like really Lookin like he want a good time like really Said he had a friend for…

— Nicki Minaj

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.

— Sara Underwood