Quote by Sara Underwood Download Open image “Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.” — Sara Underwood ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Bars are about experience and interaction; so often, the people make the bar. — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
Meeting people at the bar is like going to the grocery store when your hungry - you bring home sh*t you don't need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. — Clay Aiken Copy Share Image
You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Bars can't be everything to everyone. They must be everything to someone. — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
If I had a quarter for every time I have Googled the difference between 'then' and 'than'...I wouldn't be rich, but I would be… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Did you know you can have good eyelash hair days and bad eyelash hair days? It's true. Just ask, me. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Yes, slippers that heat up and keep your feet warm sound nice. But because you called them, hot booties…oh hellllllllllllll noooooooo! — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar, he did so good,… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
I am so sick of my bangs, but I don't think after 28 years I can part with them. Hahaha, 'part' with them, ahahaha,… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a clue! Hellllllooo! DUR! — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Just lost on Words with Friends, I am way to close to menstruating to handle this properly. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image