Time Quote by Jay London Download Open image “I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.” — Jay London ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Time
I want to go on the record and say I have never urinated in public. But the night is still young. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It's… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself… — Frankie Muniz Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation. — Robert M. Fresco Copy Share Image
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
“Compared to the bladder examination the prostate examination was like the caress of a lover. From Stairlift to Heaven” — Terry Ravenscroft Copy Share Image
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? — Jay London Copy Share Image
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. — Jay London Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? — Jay London Copy Share Image
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. — Jay London Copy Share Image
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. — Jay London Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
These joys were so trifling as to be as imperceptible as grains of gold among the sand, and in moments of depression she saw… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“William didn't look like he'd be difficult about anything - he was thin and sandy-haired and already wore eyeglasses like his father. Most of… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
Intel has a very complete process that I go through any time I want to sell that ensures I have no insider information. — Brian Krzanich Copy Share Image
I feel like the future is unwritten. So many of the things that we write now haven't been about educating people on the environment,… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take… — Kym Marsh Copy Share Image
Resist discouragement by speaking His Word over your future. Keep standing. Keep hoping; keep believing because He is working behind the scenes. He's going… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The future is only an indifferent void no one cares about, but the past is filled with life, and its countenance is irritating, repellent,… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
