Funny Quote by Jay London Download Open image “I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.” — Jay London ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hilarious Promiscuous
I didn't become an impressionist. As long as I can remember I always have been one. — Claude Monet Copy Share Image
I went to the prom with a girlfriend of my sister's, a platonic date. — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively… — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
I met her at a backyard blockparty by the bar. And she kept lookin' at me like she knew who I was. — Shwayze Copy Share Image
I wasn't a cheerleader or the prom queen. I don't move through the world with a mirror in front of my face, and I've… — Michael Michele Copy Share Image
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night! — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I was the girl that didn't go to prom or my graduation because I was too busy working with producers and making music. — Bebe Rexha Copy Share Image
The first impression that I liked doing was an impression of Cheri Oteri's Barbara Walters impression on 'SNL.' I found that I could mimic… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? — Jay London Copy Share Image
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. — Jay London Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? — Jay London Copy Share Image
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. — Jay London Copy Share Image
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. — Jay London Copy Share Image
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back.… — Jay London Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
