Quote by Amy Poehler

You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of…

— Jerry Seinfeld

With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail.

— Brian Baird

Be like an infant baby, who doesnt ask his or her mother if he or she can pee on her or not, he or…

— HQLinesme

I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the spinning blades…

— Nikhil Saluja

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

— Jay London

Plus I'm on probation, when they test me I just pee Rose.

— Meek Mill

My first record came out while I was a senior in high school, which is dangerous.

— Will Smith

I'm 23, and if I wanted to release a record when I was 17, I could have released a record, but I'm really glad I didn't.

— Shura

I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are…

— Marian McPartland

I'm not going to be told that I shouldn't be doing anything, or behaving in any particular way at any age of my life.

— Deborah Meaden

I don't have a criminal record but that's cause they haven't caught me yet… don't piss me off.

— Ritu Ghatourey

As long as I've got that urge and that fight and fire inside of me I'll continue and records will come and records will…

— Dale Steyn