Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I think real life couples on screen are kind of deadly. For the most part, they're kind of deadly. You'd be surprised.… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you'll find most comedians want to do more serious… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they're, like, their most beautiful. It's a cool gift to get… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Everyone needs love, never hurt a living thing [and] don’t worry about the choices you make because everything will be fun because… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all.… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Vulnerable people are powerful people. Opening your heart and sharing it means you're going to get so much love in your life.… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.' — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Right now I'm singing along to books on tape. I typically pop in something like Stephen King's 'The Stand,' and I love… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image