It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do.… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The only way we will survive is by being kind. The only way we can get by in this world is through… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, 'I'm just crying because of… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I love saying 'yes' and I love saying 'please.' Saying 'yes' doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Watching great people do what you love is a good way to start learning how to do it yourself. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.' — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Saying "yes" doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying "please" doesn't mean I am waiting for permission. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
![“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their "always"es and their "nevers" and "I'm the kind of person who..." and delight in the fact that you're past that point in your life. Feeling invisible…” quote by Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/08b/amy-poehler-1084_adventure_on-getting-older-you-can-witness-young-p_130766.jpg)
