Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do.… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I love saying 'yes' and I love saying 'please.' Saying 'yes' doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The only way we will survive is by being kind. The only way we can get by in this world is through… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, 'I'm just crying because of… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Saying "yes" doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying "please" doesn't mean I am waiting for permission. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Watching great people do what you love is a good way to start learning how to do it yourself. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.' — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
