Drunk Quote by Amy Poehler

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.

— Aaron Paul

You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk.

— Kiara Leigh

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.

— Anonymous

Do not drink and drive. You might drive on a bump and spill your drink

— Mitch

A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his arm out…

— Amit Verma

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

— Yogi Berra

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

— Joe E. Lewis

It's funny to watch sometimes. You're walking through a crowd of people or whether you're just out there for driver intros, the amount of…

— Kyle Busch

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive…

— George Carlin

“We did not say: Don't drive. You're drunk.”

— John Green

When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars.

— Emily Yoffe