You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
There's only, like, five perfectly symmetrical people in the world, and they're all movie stars, and they should be, because their faces… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of personality, and accepting it… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Don't start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane. Start the scene having already jumped. If… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Treat your career like a bad boyfriend... Your career wont take care of you. It won't call you back or introduce you… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When you feel scared, hold someone's hand and look into their eyes. And when you feel brave, do the same thing. You… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When something feels really big, too big to handle, just go very small. Just go real small, just look at the person… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that I don't have a stock character that I go to. I'm lucky in that when you get… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won't rain forever. You just have to sit down… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I moved to Chicago in the early 1990s and I studied improvisation there. I learned some rules that I try to apply… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
