I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ok I am willing to get Circumcised. The surgical removal of the foreskin from my penis, if that is what it will… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Plz don't sit around and run yo mouth about me..find something else to do with your time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People will question all the good things they hear about you, but believe all the bad things without a second thought. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Me and my EX making up? Well then I get another chance to fuck her up and insult her again !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Like all your fucking friends are fake bro? You sounding like a Professor of Fake friends? Or shit is true you are… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
