Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Only a true friend will tell you to your face, what others are saying behind your back! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Like your Mom was a Poet Girl? I see you take after her with your lyrics !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
She's a HOE because guys find her attractive; she's SCARY because she doesn't participate in your shit talking drama; and she's UGLY… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'll be the one that they love to mention, I tell them keep on talking cause I love the attention! And… — Kelly Rowland Copy Share Image
Girls look me up and down but never have anything say; funny how the words come out the moment I walk away... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry about the people who talk behind your back, it only means that you are two steps ahead of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
