I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got all those bitches...SHAKING IN FEAR! Quick to talk shit...YET SCARED TO COME NEAR! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I want a laid back, funny, shit talking, play fighting, and I love you type of relationship. — Quinton Riley Copy Share Image
You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You see why I fall for you Girl? is not only because you have a fat ass, that I like you, but… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ok I am willing to get Circumcised. The surgical removal of the foreskin from my penis, if that is what it will… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
She a hoe cause your boyfriend want her? She scary cause she dont talk shit like y'all? She ugly cause you don't… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Rose's are red, Violets are blue. he's mine, and not for you, And if you ever try to take my place, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so unfair when people yell in other languages and its like I don't wtf your saying, if yur gonna bitch at… — Syoung Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
