I love rumors. I find out all types of shit I never even knew about myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are sick bro! You need to go check out a sex Therapist? You want my Sex therapist phone number? — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone is always gonna talk about you.. so you might as well give them something to talk about — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People will talk about you, but they have problems too. They're just focusing on your problems instead of fixing their own mess. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love being talked about. I'm the center of every ones attention. I FEEL SO FAMOUS! :) — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Once you learn how to close your mouth, maybe you can work on those legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
