You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People will question all the good things they hear about you, but believe all the bad things without a second thought. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you bring the balonga..,believe ima bring the goddamn beef. Ima bring the whole cow. — JORdinary_[Ws Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
I'm so sick of people treating me like shit, talking behind my back, then turning around and talking to me like nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, folks are gonna talk about you til the day you die and aint nothing you can do. LET FOLKS TALK! it… — Madea Copy Share Image
I hate it when females say they look like Barbies when in reality they look like cabbage patch kids. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She is sounding more like a nice outside chick to keep at the side, she sure is not the wife quality type… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of talking shit behind my back, be tough enough and say it to my face. — Kristy Truong Copy Share Image
I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am not saying another word, just last week I got my heart break, I can't take another one until next Friday !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Ignore those people who are constantly talking about you behind your back because they are right where they belong. BEHIND YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out of their mouths… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitches run their mouth while I'm stuntin on their ass, bad bitch so official you can call me top class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're talking about someone and they're right behind you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me and my EX making up? Well then I get another chance to fuck her up and insult her again !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl has a wall up its because it was built. Brick by brick, lie after lie, heartbreak after heartbreak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here I am , strong I stand , talking no shxt , intimidated by NO BXTCH , laughing at dumb hoes(: , letting stupid shxt goo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! I surely don't need to hear your B.S — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I wonder? If I am going to have to come with a jack-hammer to open up them legs of yours? When last… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
