Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since you're already back there talking s**t, why don't you bend down and kiss my a** — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your talking shit about someone and they're right by you.. woops! — Nikki Copy Share Image
I'd rather have someone say they hate me to my face, than to have them talk bad about me behind my back... — Olabanji Joseph Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey hoe, I brought you a to-go box, since you been screwin' my leftovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Look I live my life and I dont need your approval.You should try to live your own life too. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Tell them for me, who care if it is lust? I am not 18 years old anymore !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
If you dont want someone to talk smack to you then don't even bother opening your mouth. — Mia Lugo Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Talk shit bitch, I don't give a fuck. You ain't nothin but a joke, we're laughing at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dealing with shit talkers, theres one thing I've learned...They're only powerfull when you got your back turned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls look me up and down but never have anything say; funny how the words come out the moment I walk away... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I understand that I am Perverted and I accept it, I also has a lot of other faults, like over confessing !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are talking in my back congratulations you are the best position to kiss my ass — Deepak Yadav Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
