Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how you decide to act or how good you try to live it, others are always going to talk shit,… — Cory Tate Copy Share Image
I will love to get a look under her hood, to see what size her engine is, it look & sounds like… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I am not saying another word, just last week I got my heart break, I can't take another one until next Friday !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when females say they look like Barbies when in reality they look like cabbage patch kids. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitches run their mouth while I'm stuntin on their ass, bad bitch so official you can call me top class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitches ant shit nd they aint talking about nun... ids a 100 mutha fuckers nd aint one gone touch me — Arleshia Copy Share Image
I had Anal sex with this 26 years old girl, next day she call me up and tell me that I have… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You can't stop people from talking about you, but you can give them something to talk about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
