Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I've used that as I've got older.… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
Bahaha! I find it so damn funny, that you have to go around stealin peoples bio's and shit. stalk my fucking page. and make… — Patience Copy Share Image
People laugh in my face sometimes if they don't know who I am. When they find out that I model they're like, 'well what… — Tess Holliday Copy Share Image
I think people have a different image of me because, you know, they portray me with the idea that models are stupid and dumb;… — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
If you just rely on one model, you tend to amputate reality to make it fit your model. — David Brooks Copy Share Image
I don't care if I'm funny. I just want people to believe I'm that guy. — Jim Piddock Copy Share Image
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. — Jennifer Jones Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It's actually funny. I'm always like, I'm… — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image