The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you dont want someone to talk smack to you then don't even bother opening your mouth. — Mia Lugo Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She is sounding more like a nice outside chick to keep at the side, she sure is not the wife quality type… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
The rumors you heard about me may be true. But then again they might be as FAKE as the bitch that told… — Ashley Rosales Copy Share Image
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here I am , strong I stand , talking no shxt , intimidated by NO BXTCH , laughing at dumb hoes(: , letting stupid shxt goo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have diarrhea of the mouth, you're going to have to clean that shit up yourself. Thank you for making me… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
I'd rather have someone say they hate me to my face, than to have them talk bad about me behind my back... — Olabanji Joseph Copy Share Image
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't sit there and spend your days talking shit about me, I can talk shit right back bitch. And belive me, the… — Amanda Copy Share Image
