When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have any money to lend you ok bro. I find you are being over nice to me. Are you looking… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wonder? If I am going to have to come with a jack-hammer to open up them legs of yours? When last… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I understand that I am Perverted and I accept it, I also has a lot of other faults, like over confessing !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just be you darn self girl! Play with you self and enjoy it, don't study nobody, so you using your big dildo… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Please girl talk plain to me! Even if what you have to say to me hurts me. Just don't try to brain… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
