Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Everytime Tweet Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Love Shave Balls Shit talking Tweet Tweet Love Twitter Usually Shave Witty
The way that people show me love on Twitter? I don't know man. It's amazing. — T-Pain Copy Share Image
Twitter is cool cause you can be sitting at home & it feels like you're out with people but without the bad breath, eye… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get the feeling that you guys aren't thinking about my tweets all the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling. — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
