Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hoes Insults Monday Monday morning Shit talking Snooze button
“she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on a Monday morning.” — K.C. Lynn Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that she's a slut. I'm just saying she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy birds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying shes a slut, Im just saying I dont think she sleeps in her own bed often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut; I'm just sayin she's been under more sheets than the KKK. — Ali Blake Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut. I'm saying she can count the people she's had sex with on 1 hand. If that hand was… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's swallowed more balls than Mrs. Pacman. — Patience Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image