He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Okay, Seriously. Facebook isn't your psychologist. If your crying go get a tissue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did it hurt when you fell from the top of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Granny looking better than some of them young ting! It look like she have some style to? — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't sit there and spend your days talking shit about me, I can talk shit right back bitch. And belive me, the… — Amanda Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how people talk shit about you, when the only thing they actually know about you is your name — Sushan Sharma Copy Share Image
Sometimes people will talk about you when they envy the life you lead. Let them be. You affected their life; don't let… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell them all I know now, shout it from the roof top write it on the sky line all we had is… — Amanda Copy Share Image
People Need To Learn How To Look At Them Selves Before They Can Say Anything Else About Other People…Because You Might Be… — Rosanna-Symone (Spoken Words Copy Share Image
People are gonna talk about me, especially when they envy me. I might as well let them talk, because somehow I apparently… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call her a bitch, call her a whore. If you don't like her, there's a door. Call her anorexic, call her fat.… — Delaney Ridnour Copy Share Image
Just remember that when people bitch about you, they are doing it because they have their own insecurities. They feel threatened by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
