The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She a hoe cause your boyfriend want her? She scary cause she dont talk shit like y'all? She ugly cause you don't… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I am trying to forget my EX, so I am hooking up fast, with my new love !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
If you don't hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, don't invent it in your small… — Bad Nova Morvado Copy Share Image
Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of talking shit behind my back, be tough enough and say it to my face. — Kristy Truong Copy Share Image
Okay why the FUCK do some people care about stupid shit LIFE WILL GO ON..... you dont need to worry about every… — Me(= Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To be honest Im sorry doesnt mean shit to me dont keep saying you're sorry if you're gonna keep doing the same… — Me Copy Share Image
The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BITCH, how bout you put some sand in your vagina, make them crabs feel more at home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
