Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“> Have you heard the one about the cross-eyed teacher who had trouble with her pupils?” — Hudson Moore Copy Share Image
A great teacher never strives to explain his vision. He simply invites you to stand beside him and see for yourself. — Bobby Ray Inman Copy Share Image
“Schoolteachers can be some hard-eyed people, with talkin eyes; they mouth sayin one thing and them eyes be screamin another.” — Alice Childress Copy Share Image
A gifted teacher has an unfailing eye for magical classrooms & loses sleep over anything less than the highest quality. — Carol Ann Tomlinson Copy Share Image
A teacher can never truly teach unless he is still learning himself. A lamp can never light another lamp unless it continues to burn… — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
I was sitting in the classroom trying to look intelligent in case the teacher looked at me. — Elton John Copy Share Image
“Do not make children cross-eyed, by having hair hang about their foreheads, where they see it continually.” — Lydia Maria Francis Child Copy Share Image
A true teacher should penetrate to whatever is vital in his pupil, and develop that by the light and heat of his own intelligence. — Edwin Percy Whipple Copy Share Image
There's always that one kid who sharpens his pencil while the teacher is talking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image