I hate when someone talks shit about a person behind their back and calls them fake, but when that person happens to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is better to talk with my hands than talking to a shitty face like you. — DeltAMNita Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The one who is talking to you about me today is the one who will be talking to me about you tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The more shit you talk the more people are going to stop listening to you. One day you will die alone. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If people are talking behind your back, congratulations. It means you're far in front. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oprah Winfrey! I have a bad crush on her since I was a small kid! the fat one !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Girl you not only thick and have a fat ass, You are beautiful and all !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone talk shit about your life, lets see if their life any better then your — Ngan Hoai Tran Vo Copy Share Image
I do confess about it! But the devil is always putting a fat ass girl in front of me when I am… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
The moment you get when you just wanna get up in someone's face say Talk shit get hit, talk more shit and… — Isabelle Cary Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes the people who take a time to talk about you, meaning your life is more interesting them their. — Ngan Hoai Tran Vo Copy Share Image
If you are talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
