Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Friendship Funny Funny facebook status Getting Fat Girl friend Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
Adele is another problem. I never said that she was fat. I said that she was a little roundish; a little roundish is not… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
I know Adele's ex boyfriend is sitting at home right now with a new chubby girlfriend that has no talent what so ever. You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
When I first met Adèle I was like, ‘Wow, this girl has a strong character!’ She has something very free about her. I’m not… — Lea Seydoux Copy Share Image
Sorry I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do however want… — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
“Kiss me, babe."' "No, really." Beneath the light of a sixty-watt bulb on her porch, Adele Harris placed a hand on the chest of… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image