Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

— Alice Cooper

Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down.

— Cynthia Lewis

I don't wait till stage to use my sexuality. My zipper's down right now. I mean, I use it all the time.

— Joan Jett

Today, I was sitting on the toilet. I asked my bf to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so but They…

— Sheryne Brooks

“He was whispering, “Off, and off, and off, and off,” which made me laugh, and suddenly I was totally naked, feeling the weight of…

— André Aciman

“You wouldn't find it funny if you had zipper tracks permanently pressed into your dick.”

— Julieanne Reeves

My pants fresh, Chicks sayin yes, Cause I'm the cat they can't wait to sex, She say my voice it just makes her wet,…

— Short Dawg

Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news.

— Nikhil Saluja

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

— Rodney Dangerfield

I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlor in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue…

— Angelina Jolie

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

— Chic Murray

If you are trying to slip out without waking a sleeping man, zips are a nightmare. Haven't you ever tried to creep out of…

— Diane von Furstenberg