Chicks Quote by Short Dawg

I like cats… When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the…

— Jerome K. Jerome

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!

— Russell Means

I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur…

— Steve Martin

To me! & I do enjoy a girl pussy a lot, eating it drinking down her sweet sauce, foreplay, but when a girl give…

— Glen Rambharack

I lay her down and kiss her neck and talk dirty to her. Like I get that p*ssy wetter than a dirty sewer.

— Lil Wayne

Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love?

— Grateful Dead

My cat thinks your pussy stinks

— Superprim

One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with…

— Robert Schimmel

“Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "Touch my vagina," and she's like, "What!" and I'm like, "That's what you're…

— Zach Galifianakis

My cat, Kevin, has adorable habits - he waits for me while I'm showering because he loves to have his face washed when I'm…

— Emily Procter

Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?

— Anonymous

I'm the girl that always her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears, and that one guy in her mind.

— Anonymous