Wouldn Funny Quote by Julieanne Reeves

“If you turned sideways and stuck your tongue out, you could probably pass for a zipper.”

— Francine Pascal

“So am I going to get a zipper in my chest?”

— Kresley Cole

“Clearly, his dick hadn’t gotten the message they were in danger, the way it still pressed against his zipper.”

— Anonymous

“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—”

— K.A. Mitchell

“You can't just accidentally penis somebody.”

— Christopher Moore

“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my jeans.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You sure you're not just trying to get into my pants?" I joked, but I was already trying to figure out what one wears…

— Cherie Colyer

“Always find the funny.”

— Amy Susan Crohn

“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her…

— Katja Millay

“you've got to jiggle the knob hard then bump with your hip." A low cackle of laughter sounded from the other side of the…

— Louisa Edwards

“What if I promise to keep my pants on?” The smile in his voice had butterflies fluttering in her stomach. She stared up at…

— Lisa Kessler