Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Right hand Shit talking Twitter Witty
When I speak to people from Britain, that's when I feel like a fake, speaking with an American accent. — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
My British accent often made me close my throat and sing from all the wrong places. — Jen Ledger Copy Share Image
When I'm doing an accent, you shouldn't notice it for a while, if I'm doing it right. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm kind of faking something if I'm talking as myself and putting on an accent. — Melanie Lynskey Copy Share Image
When I'm just walking around, I swap between the British and the American, and when I'm with my family I'm with my Nigerian accent. — Toks Olagundoye Copy Share Image
Doing an accent removes you from yourself and reminds you, every instant, that you're playing a part. — Mia Wasikowska Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny. — Zedd Copy Share Image
When I'm playing a character, I use the American accent. But when I go back to England, I just glide right back into Englishness… — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
There's sometimes an accent on TV and it's like 'are you American?', because I can kind of pick up on it a little bit… — Oliver Stark Copy Share Image
My accent really comes out when I'm speaking in public or when I'm passionate about something. — Augustus Sol Invictus Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
