If you bring the balonga..,believe ima bring the goddamn beef. Ima bring the whole cow. — JORdinary_[Ws Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when females say they look like Barbies when in reality they look like cabbage patch kids. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She is sounding more like a nice outside chick to keep at the side, she sure is not the wife quality type… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me? I am never even trying to tackle you Girl, you look like you going to kill a man if he cheats… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I understand that I am Perverted and I accept it, I also has a lot of other faults, like over confessing !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't give a fuck what you think, I don't give a fuck what you say, a dumb shit talking will never… — Shaine Copy Share Image
You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are talking in my back congratulations you are the best position to kiss my ass — Deepak Yadav Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tell them for me, who care if it is lust? I am not 18 years old anymore !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
If you dont want someone to talk smack to you then don't even bother opening your mouth. — Mia Lugo Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Look I live my life and I dont need your approval.You should try to live your own life too. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Talk shit bitch, I don't give a fuck. You ain't nothin but a joke, we're laughing at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dealing with shit talkers, theres one thing I've learned...They're only powerfull when you got your back turned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
