Honey, folks are gonna talk about you til the day you die and aint nothing you can do. LET FOLKS TALK! it… — Madea Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard your stories, but they didnt feel what you were going… — Nate Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People are going to talk no matter what you do, so you might as well give them something to talk about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People talk about you, then when confronting they get sudden memory loss and aparently forget what they said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they're out of control. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! I surely don't need to hear your B.S — Miranda H Copy Share Image
My boyfriend not allowed to wear anything Nike, the only thing he better be 'Just Doing' is me. — Caitlin Copy Share Image
Darn pretty pink pum, pum just hearing that pet name girl I get arouse !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
