Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Don't insult the alligator until you've crossed the river.

— Nikhil Saluja

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

— Cordell Hull

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.

— Dan Rather

It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

— Ronald Reagan

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Let's not forget, I got divorced.

— Larry David

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— Laura van den Berg

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Let go and let the river carry you to a new adventure by the way you experience your life.

— Ritu Ghatourey

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With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.

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