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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the…

— Azgraybebly Josland

A 24 year boy seeing out from the train window, shouted, Dad, look the trees are going behind! Dad smiled and a young couple…

— Anonymous

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn…

— Henny Youngman

“there was a 4 year old child whose next door neighbor was  an elderly man who had just lost his wife. When the child…

— John Posch

“Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick. So she phoned for the doctor to be quick, quick, quick. The doctor came…

— Willow Rose

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such…

— Mark Twain

“It’s amazing how much a frail old woman will confide in a visiting nurse.’ She laughed and shook her head. ‘Imagine pouring out your…

— Barry Brennessel

“Daddy shook Pappy's hand, then Henry's, then hugged the children. At last he turned to me. Softly, in a voice meant for my ears…

— Hillary Jordan

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying such a…

— Mark Twain

“This is the unluckiest day I've had since my rich uncle changed doctors.”

— Rex Stout

“Of course, with my parents, my three sisters, and Colston already sharing that one room, adding me to the mix made it just too…

— Noah Galloway

“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person…

— Eoin Colfer